What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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