- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Who is it?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Women's rights.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

hi will

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

whats worse than gill? nothing

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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