- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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