Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

The government

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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