What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

every knight i see an owl at window

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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