- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

just in time?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Has u seen my grammar?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

religion

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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