Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

WHAT????

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Knock knock What?

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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