Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

WHAT????

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Hey, Max!!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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