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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Because she has down's syndrome

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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