what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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