what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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