Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Justin Bieber

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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