- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Your mother is average.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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