- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Your mother is average.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.