What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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