A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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woman's rights

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Vagina cream... end of story

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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