- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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