- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

snooki

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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