- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's the deal with brown?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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