- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

chuck norris

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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