- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

A man makes a sandwich.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Gangnam style

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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