- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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