Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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YO FACE

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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