theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

whos district champs not JM

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Women's rights

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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