What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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