its all aodhan

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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WEED!

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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