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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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