When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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