- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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