- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

When is a door not a door? Never.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

You see how lame this is?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What's circular and round A circle

knock knock

breasts

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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