- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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