roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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