Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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boobs!

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Im black

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ugvvvvvv

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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