Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Internet Explorer

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Wright flyer

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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