- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

You know whats better than 24? 25

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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