Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

How many light bulbs? 1

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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