- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Refrigerator

The NBA and womens sports

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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