- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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