Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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