- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

roses are red, violets are violet.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Autism speaks but not really

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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