Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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The WNBA

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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