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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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