- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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