- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Brain fart

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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