What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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CRY

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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