- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

#Hanging Degus

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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