- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

I'm hungry.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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