- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

My parents died!

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why was the woman?

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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