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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Knock Know! Come in!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

what tall and looks like a jew?

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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