whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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