What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Women's rights

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

falling didnt make the difference

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Yes

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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