How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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your mom

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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