- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

world peace

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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