- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How come anti jokes r funny

look under under where under under where. under the couch

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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