- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

The MLS

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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