- Anti Joke

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

whats white and pointless? chalk.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

whats white and pointless? chalk.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too