What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Brad Fuller!

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Anti Joke

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