What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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I killed someone today. :D

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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