penus

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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This is not a joke

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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