What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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