Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Paper shield.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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