What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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4-4-2

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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