Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Reading books

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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whats 69+2? 71

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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