Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

knock knock There's no door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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