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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

roses are red, violets are violet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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