- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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