- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Keanu Reaves

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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