- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

my whole life!

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

this is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

poop

What the hell are you doing?

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

what do u call a black person by his name

I like colin but not as much as apple

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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