Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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