- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

A white person at Harvard

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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