- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

my gramma died

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

You just read this ..

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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