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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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