- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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