- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Do you like your life? No. OK.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

whats black and white? a zebra

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