A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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