Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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anti jokes are for fags

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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The Christian Bible.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Hello.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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