One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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