- Anti Joke

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.