what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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how may i help you

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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