- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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