- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Psychics.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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