Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Tough crowd tonight...

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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