What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Weed.

My penis is big... not.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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