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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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