- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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