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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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