What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Your dads dead. lol

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

It says so on your cap.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

stuarts mum

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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