- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what happens every day? People die

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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