why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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